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You are here: Home / Medical School Admissions / Some Nerdy Jokes for Premeds

Some Nerdy Jokes for Premeds

September 27, 2015 by Don Osborne Leave a Comment

Being a premed is stressful. Sometimes you need to something to lighten the mood, instead of all study all the time — so how about some jokes?

Here are some nerdy biology and premed jokes I found from me to you. I hope you laugh out loud.

  • Did you hear about the man who froze himself to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
  • Q: How many premed students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  A: One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren’t chosen.

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  • A young man walking down the street started shouting, “Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!”

A passerby asks, “Why, are you hurt? Do you need to go to the hospital?”

“No! I just graduated from medical school!”

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  • Q: Why does this pre-med not understand humor?

         A: Because it’s not on the midterm.

Hopefully these few jokes and memes made you chuckle,

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